The Paleiran Comet has returned to The System for the first time in over 2000 years, and what is the outcome? Mars loads a luxury class experimental cruise ship with the largest laser cannon ever built and blows it up. Those crazy ELFs!
Furthermore the ship had been populated by a group of unsuspecting, randomly selected, contest “winners” who were then jettisoned through the radioactive plant matter that spread from the resulting explosion.
What will the effects of this be on the passengers, on the solar system, and on the human race?